Half Gay: Full Gay Consequences

thatskylordwiththehat:

thatskylordwiththehat:

baakosweblog:

skylord-vitali:

thatskylordwiththehat:

skylord-vitali:

Why me.

At least you haven’t, in the space of a few hours, discovered that both your boyfriend
and your grandfather have the same crush as you!

Yes, but instead I’ve…

#also I bet you wouldnt do it you’d get lonely #and you’d probably miss me Ignoring those perfectly valid points, I’m still sleeping in the toolshed tonight while I recover from the embarassment of this affair.

#…however you are welcome to join me

As tempting as it sounds I think I’m going to pass.

thatskylordwiththehat:

baakosweblog:

skylord-vitali:

thatskylordwiththehat:

skylord-vitali:

Why me.

At least you haven’t, in the space of a few hours, discovered that both your boyfriend
and your grandfather have the same crush as you!

Yes, but instead I’ve found out the crush you all share…

Alright grandfather… In summary Jasper and I are now dating, and I think something’s happening between Vitali and the small purple one but no one’s quite sure, so may I go hide now?

#(and I am going to murder you all one by one)#(multiple times if I must)

I dont think some people here would appreciate dying again

baakosweblog:

skylord-jasper:

baakosweblog:

skylord-jasper:

baakosweblog:

BAAKO IS NOT BACKO!  I REPEAT BAAKO IS NOT BACKO!  BAAKO IS THE OPPOSITE OF BACKO!  BAAKO WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS!

I’M SO SORRY YOU HAD TO WALK IN TO SEE THIS 

HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN?

Well, its a long story to be honest…

Mm indeed.  I’m surprised there was so much shouting about this.  I thought it was a given Vitali was attractive!  After all, clearly you and Lysander think so, the child whose name escapes me thinks so, I think so- who DOESN’T think so?!

…Well then.

thatskylordwiththehat:

skylord-jasper:

thatskylordwiththehat:

skylord-jasper:

baakosweblog:

HOLY DEFECATION

oh FUCK.

Just ignore me.  I’m just going to lock myself in a random room for several days until everyone forgets any of this ever happened.  Goodbye.

LYSANDER DON’T YOU DARE LEAVE ME HERE TO DEAL WITH THIS ALONE.

Absolutely not.  You started the list, you’re ending the list.  Besides, I’M NOT EXPLAINING THIS TO MY OWN GRANDFATHER.  WHOM I ALSO SAW EXPLODE.

To be honest you probably have quite a lot to explain to your grandfather…

baakosweblog:

skylord-jasper:

baakosweblog:

BAAKO IS NOT BACKO!  I REPEAT BAAKO IS NOT BACKO!  BAAKO IS THE OPPOSITE OF BACKO!  BAAKO WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS!

I’M SO SORRY YOU HAD TO WALK IN TO SEE THIS 

HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN?

Well, its a long story to be honest…

thatskylordwiththehat:

skylord-jasper:

baakosweblog:

HOLY DEFECATION

oh FUCK.

Just ignore me.  I’m just going to lock myself in a random room for several days until everyone forgets any of this ever happened.  Goodbye.

LYSANDER DON’T YOU DARE LEAVE ME HERE TO DEAL WITH THIS ALONE.

baakosweblog:

BAAKO IS NOT BACKO!  I REPEAT BAAKO IS NOT BACKO!  BAAKO IS THE OPPOSITE OF BACKO!  BAAKO WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS!

I’M SO SORRY YOU HAD TO WALK IN TO SEE THIS 

baakosweblog:

thatskylordwiththehat:

skylord-jasper:

thatskylordwiththehat:

skylord-jasper:

thatskylordwiththehat:

skylord-jasper:

thatskylordwiththehat:

Vitali would be top of the list because hes the most human looking of the undead we knew about at the time  That… that was the only reason?

yes.

mainly.  Ahem.

I mean who I find potentially attractive in times past shouldn’t really be your concern Lysander.

You were attracted to Vitali?!

#I thought I was the only one th-

OH.

Don’t you dare breath a word of this to anyone.

HOLY DEFECATION

oh FUCK.

thatskylordwiththehat:

skylord-jasper:

thatskylordwiththehat:

skylord-jasper:

I won’t say anything I promise!

I can’t promise on behalf of our audience however…

Our audience…?

[TURNING AROUND NOISES]

Why.

At least they probably have no one else to talk about this with?

Knowing what’s happened so far, I wouldn’t think it unusual anymore for someone else to pop out of the ground.

True enough.

thatskylordwiththehat:

skylord-jasper:

I won’t say anything I promise!

I can’t promise on behalf of our audience however…

Our audience…?

[TURNING AROUND NOISES]

Why.

At least they probably have no one else to talk about this with?