Half Gay: Full Gay Consequences

holeypirate:

skylord-jasper:

holeypirate:

i might be a bit thirsty

where’s all o the grog

I might have something lying around somewhere

would be mighty kind o ye to gimme summa that

I’ll see what I’ve got. How do you feel about wine?

holeypirate:

i might be a bit thirsty

where’s all o the grog

I might have something lying around somewhere

thatskylordwiththehat:

skylord-jasper:

thatskylordwiththehat:

skylord-jasper:

So yeah whats going on then?

I JUST NEARLY GOT KILLED!

By what now?

[HOLDING UP STAKE] Take a bloody guess!

#and you seriously didn’t notice any of this?

Erm I may have been slightly preoccupied…

thatskylordwiththehat:

skylord-jasper:

So yeah whats going on then?

I JUST NEARLY GOT KILLED!

By what now?

So yeah whats going on then?

veriganthesecond:

skylord-jasper:

veriganthesecond:

HELLO!

hey cute old dude, wheres your girlfriend?

I don’t know. That’s kind of worrying, actually.

I’m sure she’ll turn up soon, don’t worry.

veriganthesecond:

HELLO!

hey cute old dude, wheres your girlfriend?

daisydimmaduke:

is anyone going to like. acknowledge my presents. or are the gay airforce gonna have a dick measuring contest all damn day

We just found out one of our friends who thought was dead is alive and stuck in a tree I really dont think that counts as a dick measuring contest.

birdnerdhorus:

skylord-jasper:

daisydimmaduke:

whos the bird gay

a dead friend

i’M NOT DEAD DAMMIT

ok, a previously assumed dead friend

daisydimmaduke:

skylord-jasper:

daisydimmaduke:

whos the bird gay

a dead friend

do you have any friends who arent gay and/or corpses

Do you?